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The Adventures of Phatty and Payaso is a nonstop adventure novel about friendship, kindness and true character.  This mix matched group friends take on a villain while traversing through one of the greatest parks in the country, Central Park.  They overcome obstacles, fears and insecurities while realizing that with kindness, true character and the right attitude, together, they can and will, conquer anything.

Phatty the cat loves nothing more than spending his days balanced atop his favorite chair gazing out his windows at Central Park below.  Everything is simply fan-tabby-lous until one day when the meanest hawk in the park lands on his terrace and makes a terrifying announcement that he is coming for Phatty and his furry little friends. When Phatty decides he is tired of being a scaredy-cat, he jumps into a laundry bag and escapes to Central Park to stop Crawler the bully hawk once and for all. 

 But his unplanned operation goes horribly wrong when he finds himself alone and lost in the park.  When his best friend, Payaso, realizes his partner in crime is missing, he teams up with several animals to find Phatty.  As the band of furry pals set out on a hilarious journey, they quickly realize that it they put aside their differences and work together, it might just be enough to save a loveable undercat – and each other.

Excerpt from the book:

The bird flew at Max again, and the gang in the cave screamed in horror as the large hawk released a stream of hot, bubbling, oozing poop that landed directly on Max’s head. Then, without wasting another second, Crawler flew off. Max stood motionless. The animals were still hunkered down in the cave, looking out in disbelief.  “Sweet creamy eggnog!” Payaso chuckled. “You got shiitake mushroomed!”